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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Signs You Need To Get A Life (03-13-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Like reporting your neighbors for loud music or correcting people's grammer

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0:00.0

What are some signs that maybe you just need to get a life?

0:06.3

Saw some of these online, and yeah, I can agree with a lot of them.

0:10.6

In fact, one of them, have you ever noticed the person that just always seems to be online

0:14.5

and they exist only to correct people for grammar or for what they think is a bad fact?

0:20.1

It's T-H-E-R-E-Bird.

0:22.6

Yes.

0:25.1

You use the wrong there.

0:27.2

Mm-hmm.

0:27.6

Or those people that overly get involved in the online feuds, they just want to go in there all day, correct people spelling and fight.

0:34.8

Which I just don't get.

0:36.6

People do love doing that. They live for it. It helps

0:40.6

them breathe. Another sign you might need to get a life. People who treat Facebook birthdays

0:45.2

like it's a full-time job. I guess those are the people that are always saying happy birthday

0:50.8

to everybody every single day. maybe somebody works that into their routine

0:58.7

every single day they've got an extra 20 or 30 minutes and they go around and just wish everybody happy birthday it's so hard to do i do it when i see it pop up but man i can't keep up with it

1:04.0

we're not real good with birthdays around here we forgot your 50th i actually forgot my own birthday

1:10.7

yeah it's not our thing baby i walked in i go who's part of it I forgot your 50th. I actually forgot my own birthday.

1:17.4

It's not our thing, baby. I walked in, I go, who's party? What's going on? It's your birthday, dumbass.

1:20.9

That's right. Happy birthday. Here's an insult.

1:26.3

And another thing you're doing wasting your life away online, stalking and X's social media media might be another sign you need to get a

1:28.8

life that's normal though i think as long as you don't do it for so so long after you break up with

1:34.3

somebody you're just curious to see what's going on you just want to make sure they're not doing

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