I was not expecting this to be good. I was flipping through Instagram and they had this

probably 95 year old guy on stage doing stand-up and I was like, all right, what's this going to be about?

But you know what? Honestly, we had a few good jokes.

I joined a dating site for people my age called carbon dating.

The great thing about dating a woman my own age i don't worry about meeting her parents okay that's pretty funny yeah he's an old cat had a couple good jokes

i gotta give it to the old guy. It's brave.

I love it.

It was.

It's kind of nice to see him out there on stage, but I'll tell you, he's no Denny's.

Who wants to laugh their ass off?

Ooh, I know I do.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

He wrote some funny punchlights just for me and you.

It's Danny's Joke Jury. Who's ready to laugh? So ready to laugh. All right, here we go. We are the joke jury

letting Denny's know which jokes are working and which ones are not. What do you got for us today,

Denny's? All right, first joke. How can you tell prisoners are in love? I don't know. How can you

tell prisoners are in love? They'll finish each other's sentences. Oh, okay.

Wow.

Yes.

I'm not finishing nobody's sentence.

When I'm out, I'm out.

And by the way, there's another way you can tell prisoners are in love too.

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