KVJ cuts. We've been lied to pretty much our whole lives. And then you find out later on in life,

you're like, wait a minute, I didn't know that. How how old am I and I just found out that I've

been putting bat poop on my face I what the heck is going on here I'm 49 I had no

idea that bat poop is the main ingredient in mascara I don't know about main but it is that And that's one of the things you put on your face.

He ruined McDonald Ice or restaurant Ice or Gas Station Ice or every Ice, and now you've ruined

Mascare.

I'm not kidding you.

I've never looked at ice ever the same.

You ordered a drink yesterday at the drive-thru.

No ice.

But you did that story 13 or 14 years ago?

Yeah, if I had a show it would be Kevin Ruins Everything.

That's a funny name for a show.

Yeah, I'd just be it.

I love mascara so much Kevin.

Well there's going to be a lot of things here that probably as a kid you heard growing up and then you look like such an idiot later on in life when you're defending this thing like at a bar or just with some friends and they go no I swear this is the case and they're like now and they look at a quick Google search and shows that you're an idiot and you were you were dying on that hill I got into a debate with a

snack pack member because they were saying it was a myth that whole eat food

you can't swim for 35 they go that's not real that's not a real yeah I think that is real yeah

that's one of those kind of like miss I've done it where I've eaten and swam and I didn't

cramp I've never gotten a cramp one time in my life after eating getting right in there to swim.

They've always told you, do not get in there and swim after you eat and what?

Well, my pool's not that deep, first of all. I can just stand up and be fine.

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