KVJ Cuts- Funny Ways Men Hurt Their Junk (REPLAY)

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🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Kevin Reads A List Of Different Ways Men Have Hurt Their Balls!

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0:00.0	KVJ cuts. The Consumer Product Safety Commission has broken down all the reasons why men had to go to the emergency room because they injure their junk.
0:12.0	Oh, yeah, and they went through not only found the stats on this, but they also got some of the stories
0:17.8	behind why guys were going into the emergency room with injuries to their penile area.
0:23.0	Okay, can I guess a couple of reasons why?
0:25.6	Oh, you could, yeah.
0:26.8	They were trying to do something to an object
0:30.2	if you know what I mean.
0:31.8	They were using the vacuum cleaner for something other
0:34.0	A vacuum cleaner.
0:35.0	Yeah, frozen watermelon whatever.
0:38.0	Pool jet.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	Oh man.
0:41.0	Or the suction part.
0:43.0	I mean it hong baby.
0:46.0	I remember in fourth grade when we discovered the pool
0:48.0	jets and you went to our city pool and every prepubescent boy was standing right in that spot.
0:53.9	It was the best spot in the pool.
0:57.1	Couldn't get him to move.
0:57.9	There was like a line.
1:00.4	It's pretty gross when you pick a dog.
1:02.1	So gross. So gross.
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