KVJ Cuts- Missed Connections (11-21-25)

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🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Here are some creepy Missed Connections read by Kevin!

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0:00.0	If you're looking to connect with a stranger, put an ad out in the Craigslist paper.
0:08.6	This is misconnections.
0:10.8	That guy has a mustache.
0:13.6	Oh, yeah, he does.
0:14.5	And he was touching himself.
0:18.2	How creepy.
0:19.1	I was sitting in his transam.
0:20.4	Oh, totally in a transam.
0:24.2	Smoking.
0:25.2	Oh, yeah.
0:26.1	He's got two hands.
0:27.6	One for smoking, the other one for toggling.
0:30.2	He's parked a little too close to the high school.
0:32.9	Toggling.
0:33.5	Toggling.
0:36.2	He's down there fiddling.
0:38.1	You know what I'm talking about.
0:40.3	Okay, so here's some of the fun posts that have gone up in South Florida here recently.
0:45.1	This is somebody who said, you asked me about bacon.
0:51.4	I mean, already I'm kind of turned on.
0:53.2	You got me, Kevin.
0:55.2	It says, yeah, you were shopping at the whole foods in Pembroke Pines.
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