KVJ Cuts- Joke Jury Thanksgiving (11-20-25)
The KVJ Show
97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2025
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Some Thanksgiving jokes you can tell around your dinner table!
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| 0:54.6 | Discover why there's more to imagine when you listen at audible.com slash best of the year. Who wants to laugh their ass off? Ooh, I know I do. Ha ha ha ha ha. He wrote some funny punchlights just for me and you. It's Danny's joke jury. Who's ready to laugh? Ah, we're ready for a little comedy here. Denny's has got it for us. |
| 0:56.3 | And the joke jury, we're going to let him know what is hitting and what is not what he got today. |
| 0:58.0 | Denny's. |
| 0:58.4 | All right, and there's a little bit of theme today. It's going to be a Thanksgiving theme. Yay. We love a theme. All right, first joke. What J.R.R. Tolkien novel had Frodo Baggins throw a pumpkin in Mordor? |
| 1:13.1 | I don't know which one had all. J.R.R. Tolkien novel had Frodo Bagan's throw a pumpkin in Mordor. |
| 1:13.2 | I don't know. Which one had all that? |
| 1:15.9 | Gord of the Rings. |
| 1:20.1 | Gord of the Rings. |
| 1:21.4 | I love it. |
| 1:24.2 | Second joke, what do you call two potatoes that hate each other? |
| 1:28.4 | I don't know. What do you call two potatoes that hate each other i don't know what do you call two potatoes that hate each other starch enemies oh very yes i love potato comedy comedy comedy |
| 1:35.3 | uh third joke uh what do you yell when the turkey kicks over your beer i don't know |
| 1:41.0 | what do you yell when the turkey kicks over your beer? Party foul. |
| 1:47.7 | I don't like turkeys, man. |
| 1:50.7 | Fourth joke, where did turkeys from the 1920s go to drink illegally? |
| 1:55.4 | I don't know. Where did they go to drink illegally? |
| 1:57.5 | The beak easy? |
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