KVJ Cuts- Little Kid or Drunk Adult (05-05-22)

The KVJ Show

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🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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It shouldn't be hard to tell the difference between something that happened to you while drunk or something that happened while you were a kid... Turns out it is! Little Kid or Drunk Adult?

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%
0:04.7	British beef patties, so they're even juicier.
0:07.7	And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your
0:11.4	buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with
0:15.0	prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm. K. J. Cutts All right, here we go.
0:23.0	Well, we all do dumb things.
0:25.0	Sometimes when you do, you're a little kid, other times you are a drunk adult.
0:29.0	If you got a story for us, just download the free WRMF app and look for the mic drop feature in the bottom left
0:35.7	corner.
0:36.7	That microphone right there will send us audio.
0:39.2	You start by telling us the dumb thing you did, leave a little bit of a space and it tells if you were a little kid or a drunk adult.
0:47.0	Got a story here from Ralph. Ralph, what dumb thing did you do?
0:51.0	I shook up a full Cherry Pesty bottle and I just
0:54.2	created on a security guard. Oh, God. That feels a little kid.
1:00.0	Stupid little kid. And kids love Cherry soda.
1:04.0	I think shit.
1:05.0	Cherry soda is delicious.
1:07.0	Cherry 7 up, I'm going to, not to digress Kevin, but it's the best soda out in the planet right now.
1:12.7	Oh it is.
1:13.7	Wow. What a bold statement that is.
1:15.9	Wow.
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