Kurt's Beef Patty Tour w/ Mark Normand, Dana Alexander & Amy Miller

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2016

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

It's a packed house on this weeks Race Wars as comedians Mark Normand, Dana Alexander & Amy Miller join Kurt & Sherrod in studio as they get into which races will and won't do oral, 'white genocide', and who Azealia Banks is feuding with this week!

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.4	Stand-up Labs presents Race Wars, powered by digital media.
0:13.0	I have the power!
0:15.3	Yeah!
0:16.5	How's the bill?
0:17.4	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.3	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.7	And Charade Small.
0:20.8	Saddle down, bitch.
0:22.4	Race Wars.
0:26.3	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
0:27.9	That's how good I am.
0:29.0	I can feel his energy coming in the building.
0:31.5	Oh, haircut, Kurt.
0:33.4	Amy, she's not here yet.
0:34.5	You know how you white people come late.
0:37.0	Welcome to, welcome to the race wars. You know how your white people come late. Welcome to race sports.
0:38.6	We've got Dana, Alexander, in the house.
0:41.1	We got Mark Norman in the house.
0:42.7	Hey, hey.
0:43.2	We got a whole room full of people up in here.
0:44.7	Did I come just in time to miss that fucking song?
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