Kurt Metzger - Episode #277

"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

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News, Politics, Talk Radio

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes the always hilarious comedian, Kurt Metzger, onto the show to talk about awkward encounters on airplanes, the comedic beauty of “magical words”, and Michael’s favorite joke that Kurt tells. We also learn about the recent rabbit-hole that Kurt went down regarding the different types of Aliens, and the strange story of a woman claiming to have hooked up with one, right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKCSj_l_Hsk twitter.com/kurtmetzger youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy Kurt’s new comedy special: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JcfMyYKe5E Order THE WHITE PILL: http://white pillbook.com/ Order THE ANARCHIST HANDBOOK: https://www.amzn.com/B095DVF8FJ Order THE NEW RIGHT: https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu Order DEAR READER: https://t.co/vZfTVkK6qf?amp=1 https://twitter.com/michaelmalice https://instagram.com/michaelmalice https://malice.locals.com https://youtube.com/michaelmaliceofficial Intro song: "Out of Reach" by Legendary House Cats https://thelegendaryhousecats.bandcamp.com/ The newest episode of "YOUR WELCOME" releases on iTunes and YouTube every Wednesday! Please subscribe and leave a review. This week's sponsors: Entera SkinCare – Scientifically Advanced Products, Real Results: enteraskincare.com, promo code: WELCOME (10% off) Fast Growing Trees – The Plant Experts: fastgrowingtrees.com/WELCOME (15% off) Miracle Made Sheets – Self-Cleaning Sheets: trymiracle.com/MALICE (Free Towel Set + over 40% off) Patriot Gold Group – No Fee IRA: Call 888-505-9845 or visit malicegold.com (Free investor guide) Progressive – Name Your Price Tool: progressive.com Rhone – The Commuter Collection: rhone.com/malice (20% off) Sheath - Dual Pouch Underwear: sheathunderwear.com, promo code: MALICE (20% off)

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0:00.0	The White Pill is available now at whitepillbook.com
0:03.8	This episode is brought to you by Patriot Gold
0:07.4	From what I understand what they do is you you get into one of these programs and the second some information leaks that gets around
0:14.5	They change the name of the program and they fire them. They get new management
0:19.0	That's probably how I would handle it if I wanted to hide something forever
0:30.0	And we can see
0:34.0	We just get to get inside
0:52.0	Good afternoon Michael Malis here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. Boy you guys are in for a treat
0:57.1	We have with us a very special guest my good buddy Kurt Metzger stand comedian is new comedy special 30 minutes with Kurt Metzger is
1:03.9	available now for free on
1:06.1	YouTube Kurt is one of I'd say less than five people who I'm friends with who can talk my ear off and
1:12.2	What I mean by that is two things one is they know how to run their mouth
1:15.6	But also every
1:21.1	Malve yeah, they know how to run their mouth, but also what they say is actually interesting
1:26.4	So it's very common that someone will be like just talk talk talk talk and I just want to put a bowl in my head
1:32.3	If you you come to Austin
1:34.4	Yeah, you call me up. We get dinner. We hang out and I just sit there and I shut up which is very rare for me
1:39.6	And I just it's like I just sit there and listen to you and it is so so fun because you go down these rabbit holes
1:45.7	By the way, I want to give you a major major compliment which is two of my buddies
1:51.2	You were headlining at Rogan's comedy mothership
1:54.8	We took them I took them to see the show they were on the floor
1:59.1	Not good epilepsy
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