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Baby Geniuses

Kurt Braunohler / Kristen Studard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We did it. We actually did it. We lived through 2016. I know it is hard to believe but you are stronger and better for it. You deserve to pamper yourself. Maybe treat yourself to one of the many wonderful products dedicated to making your bathroom experience (read: pooping) better? You could also consider making or buying a really great sandwich. On Chunch Chat, Martha gives us an update on her Sicilian donkeys Rufus, Clive, and Billy. On Wiki of the Week, we read the page for “Melon heads,” the name given to legendary beings and urban legends in parts of Michigan, Ohio, and Connecticut generally described as small humanoids with bulbous heads, theorized in the 1970s, who occasionally emerge from hiding places to attack people. We welcome Kurt Braunohler, who tells us about Neural Nets, which are networked computers that are now talking to each other and we don’t know what they’re saying. SCARY! Family photographer Violet Beechman joins us to give us an appreciation for the many different types of non traditional families she works with. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Kurt Braunohler Kristen Studard

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby gee. This is blessed to baby G. Uh, hey guys.

0:15.0

Our producer just informed us of something.

0:18.0

Yeah, and we thought it wouldn't be right to play the entire theme song

0:20.0

before we addressed it.

0:22.0

It turns out that Hugh Grant's middle name is Mungo.

0:27.6

So his name is Hugh Mungo.

0:30.6

Well, technically his name is Hugh John Mungo Grant the English actor and

0:37.4

film producer so yeah we thought we'd just tell you guys about that back to the

0:42.1

theme song.

0:43.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:46.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:49.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything,

0:52.0

baby geniuses.

0:53.0

Tell us something we don't know.

0:55.0

Hello babies.

0:56.0

Welcome to baby geniuses.

0:58.0

I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.

0:59.0

Thanks for listening to our show.

1:01.0

Happy 2017. Happy New Year. We're still stuck in the shit storm that is 2016.

1:08.5

Yeah, we're still in it. Yeah. Although who knows your lives might be worse than ours in 2017. It's only getting worse, right?

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