Kurt and Sherrod's Taco Party

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Sherrod host a female dominated episode with comedians Annie Lederman and Emily Tarver plus actress Rebecca Naomi Jones. Emily and Rebecca play fake Keren and Sade in Kurt's new pilot and Annie is one of the leads. The crew talk about white guys with dreads and how Annie got molested by her art teacher. Plus, Go-to Gay Tommy does a segment on Azealia Banks and the use of the word "faggot." Also, drunk Dr. Phil (Bob Dibuono) is in the studio and Managing Editor of Jezebel, Erin Gloria Ryan. Check out all of our great shows at http://standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:05.1	All right, guys, Harry's.
0:06.6	I mean, how many times can I tell you to go buy Harry's?
0:10.0	I mean, it's harries.com.
0:11.2	You know what it is.
0:12.0	You get the blades.
0:12.9	You get the razors.
0:14.9	You get the gel or the cream.
0:16.7	You put it on your head.
0:17.5	It works excellently.
0:18.5	First of all, I've been using it since we started. Like two years?
0:21.5	Yeah.
0:22.7	I now still have the razor.
0:26.1	I'll tell you the next spot when I'm no longer using that razor, I will tell you.
0:29.8	Because it's still not, like, messed up.
0:31.3	No, it still works perfectly.
0:32.0	I can't believe it way past when Harry says to even use it. I cut my head with it. I shave my beard with it.
0:38.2	I shape it up.
0:39.1	I shave my neck.
0:39.8	I get the peas because the peas be popping in the kitchen.
0:41.9	What?
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