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🗓️ 6 May 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm your guest Baylift Jean Gray in for Jesse Thorn. |
0:12.3 | Judge Hodgman, it's good to be in Chambers with you this week. |
0:16.0 | Yo, welcome to the Chambers. That's creepy. I didn't know it was going to be creepy. |
0:23.4 | I was saying to Jesse the last time we had the Chambers that I want to I want to create an |
0:28.9 | EC style horror comic book called called Judges Chambers and I am the Chambers keeper and it's |
0:37.0 | just me but like a skeleton me with a mustache on the skeleton. Oh, I didn't I didn't know |
0:44.8 | that skeletons could have moustaches. Oh yeah, that grows directly out of the bone. You didn't know |
0:48.6 | that. I did not. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Facial hair grows directly out of the bone. |
0:54.4 | And it keeps growing long after death just like fingernails and tonsils. |
1:01.2 | To also tonsils. Yeah, yeah, tonsils fingernails and and moustaches grow after death. |
1:09.9 | That's beautiful. I feel I feel a little bit left out like I would like a nice moustache |
1:17.3 | afterwards but I don't think that would be a thing. Even a fake moustache gene. |
1:23.2 | Oh, well no, then I'm good. If you have a fake moustache applied |
1:32.3 | before your death and I don't want to get grim here. |
1:35.7 | Have a fake moustache applied directly before you're untimely passing which I know and hope |
1:42.7 | will not be for a thousand years. A thousand probably two probably two because I've been taking |
1:48.1 | gummy vitamins. Yeah, absolutely. Did you get them from Ray Kurzweil? The Singularity guy? |
1:52.8 | No. Oh, so they're no good. They're no good now. They're no good now. I love your I love your |
1:58.6 | improv. You're your improv. Your improv philosophy mirror is mine. Not yes, Ant. No, but no. I would like |
2:06.6 | to just shut it down and then also complete completely new. Yes. Yes. Yes. So if you apply a false |
2:17.3 | moustache, if you apply a false moustache directly before your death, it will become a ghost stash |
2:24.3 | and it will continue to grow. That's why you apply a false moustache with spirit gum. |
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