Kumail Nanjiani/Kristen Studard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2015

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies and welcome to our special MaxFun Drive episode! Join us as we discuss Emily encounter with her Scientologist chiropractor and Lisa's new iPhone game addiction (hint, it's Kardashian related!) Then we're joined by Kumail Nanjiani who blows this whole "Zodiac Killer" case wide open! He also guides us through the mysterious "Max Headroom Broadcast Interruption" of the mid-80's. Kumail knows all about weird internet mysteries and he's not afraid to tells us all about them! We're also joined by Officer Jamie Gerblin of the Dream Police to talk us through what the D.P.D. does to get us through our dreams alive. She shares with us some tips and tricks to survive your dreams! Then, we discuss everyone's weird sex dreams! Maybe even yours! Listen and find out! Then go to www.maximumfun.org/donate and become a donor today!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies.
0:28.0	Hi babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa
0:31.0	happy international women's day yeah you're listening to this not on I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. Happy International Women's Day.
0:33.0	Yeah, you're listening to this not on International Women's Day.
0:36.0	I know I just want to acknowledge it.
0:38.0	Yeah. Because it's important.
0:39.0	What did you do for International Women's Day?
0:41.0	I was a woman all day. Really? Yes. Me too. As far as I know.
0:47.0	I don't know what I do while I sleep. I make no claims.
0:56.2	Lisa I know you wanted to talk today about something that you are really ashamed of.
1:00.9	Yeah I just had a quick confession.
1:03.6	I was so ashamed last night that I started crying
1:06.2	and giggling at the same time.
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