Kuchisake-onna

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Emily just got back from Aspen, where she screened her new short film and rediscovered her appreciation for oxygen. Lisa is also short of breath, mostly because she is working on developing an appreciation for horror movies. On Chunch Chat, we learn about the collectable artisan basket world. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Kuchisake-onna," or "Slit-Mouthed Woman," a malevolent figure in Japanese urban legends and folklore. Don't miss this one - we teach you how to escape her deadly grasp via subtle negging.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.
0:33.1	This is a podcast about true crime.
0:36.5	What?
0:37.2	No, it's not.
0:42.0	It's about true law-abiding things.
0:48.0	Only people who don't break the rules.
0:52.0	Yes, yes. This is a fascist podcast. Oh boy, Lisa, how are you? I'm good. Well, how are you?
1:03.0	I'm good.
1:04.0	Well, how are you?
1:05.0	Because you just got back from...
1:07.0	Oh my God.
1:08.0	Yes, okay.
1:09.0	It feels like a million years since we've podcasted just because...
1:12.0	I know. We did a couple in a row we did like three in a row right we did so many we did like five yeah we did like 15,000 yeah but then also I just got back from Aspen and boy are my lungs tired.
1:26.8	Wait so first of all, okay so you went for a film festival because your short was featured,
1:34.7	which is amazing?
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