Yeah.

You've heard about that?

Yeah, yeah, that's drugs.

$2,500.

Welcome to the greatest show on the internet.

Kill Taylor.

God, this one's gonna be great.

I love that dog in the back, some sort of poodle.

Hey, this one's really gonna piss Sousa off.

Watch this.

Everyone, brace yourself.

Suza, is this the, I can't see pedro or tyler

susa uh get ready for help down people i can't see uh pedro or tyler

what okay there goes there kaleb there kaleb's gone, Caleb's gone. Jason, are we ready? What are you talking about? Taylor, are you ready? The layout. He wants to change the layers. He said, are you ready? Yeah, give me like 10 seconds. I'm curious to see if Susan might have his own. Oh, shit. That doesn't do it.

Oh, that was cool for a second. He's annoyed that you asked him now. Hey, guys. Do you want to play the workout card while we do this? Oh, that's a great idea. I forget how this show goes. I've had too many days off. Is this it here? A thousand dollars is. Oh, no. Hold on. Hold on, hold on.

It's in a classroom.

Even with that up to. That's the first one in the media assets. Professional. At the top or the bottom? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Okay. Hi, everyone. Get ready. This one's going to be crazy. Ling Ling. Are you seriously fucking asleep? Wake up. This is important. I'm not asleep, professor. I'm just Asian. Fair enough.

We're back with another Kilt Taylor. And yes, this is actual video footage of my elbow surgery. And this is a perfect analogy because just like my elbow, you trying to beat Taylor in this workout only means you're going to get fucked. I mean, God damn, look at that. The doctor's shoving actual pliers up my elbow to fucking remove all those loose bodies. And when Taylor's done fucking you in the ass in this workout, you're going to be nothing but a loose body yourself. But who knows? You fucking perverts might actually enjoy it. So if you want to get fucked like my elbow by Taylor, then go ahead. Try your luck in this week's Kill Taylor workout. Now here it is. Pay attention so you don't fuck it up. This week's Kill Taylor workout is brought to you by the Crash Crucible Crash Camp. And no, don't worry. This isn't like the time when you were 12 at science camp and

Billy the camp counselor played with your ball sack and diddled your butthole. This one's going to be a lot more fun and enjoyable. So go ahead and sign up for their online qualifier today. $2,500 on the line this week. But too bad, none of you fuckers even have the balls to call in. So instead, here's a video of me and Savon dancing to a Chinese rap song.

We're just gonna put this bitch on loop for the rest of the show. balls to call in. So instead, here's a video of me, Sivan, dancing to a Chinese rap song.

We're just going to put this bitch on loop for the rest of the show.

What the fuck? Well, uh, that wasn't your best one, but, uh, thank you. Uh, Will you get what you pay for? Oh, I like, hey, this is good. That's about how much acreage Caleb deserves. You do not have to give him more than that soon. Leave him like that. He looks like a pervert. Bryson, we're ready when you are. Who's on the clock? Let's get this motherfucker going. This one's hard, guys. I've got to remind myself how to count reps again. Yeah, welcome back to the show, Tyler. I'll give you guys a 10 seconds. You can't join us, dude. There we go. Caleb and I know our place. Mine's all dark and skittily. This is a little smaller than mine. Okay, I'll put on my binoculars.

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