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Kristin Wrote A Dr. Seuss Story All About All The Places You’ll Breastfeed!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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The Bert Show will breastfeed in a chair, we will breastfeed with boobies bare, you can't shame The Bert show because we will breastfeed everywhere! Wanna hear more? @KrisKling has written a whole Dr. Seuss book about breastfeeding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The bird show are y'all didn't ask for a doctor's shoes breastfeeding book, but by God, I'm

0:06.6

gonna give you a doctor's shoes breastfeeding book.

0:11.0

Get the people what they want.

0:12.9

What they never even asked for.

0:14.7

Yesterday we had a listener email us and it was about her husband and that he was uncomfortable

0:22.7

when his sister was breastfeeding in front of him.

0:26.2

He couldn't bring himself to ask his sister to cover up because he didn't want to see

0:30.5

Sissy's boobs as Bert so eloquent said, Mama, mama, mama, mama don't want Sissy's

0:36.3

booby, don't want mama.

0:38.8

So he went to his mom and told his mom, hey, Sissy's pulling out her tata as well, she's

0:44.6

breastfeeding.

0:45.6

I don't want to see it.

0:46.6

Mom said she would say something to her.

0:48.1

Don't know if she did not.

0:49.2

So now he's asking his wife, who is not related to the breastfeeding her saying, will you please

0:54.8

ask my sister not to pull her boot out when they come visit?

0:58.1

Of course we were all team boob, team mom, breastfeed, like dude, grow up, get a pair, like go

1:04.6

to another room if it's making that uncomfortable, right?

1:08.0

But y'all started and I don't even know how it started, but Cassie, you were talking about

1:13.0

different places to breastfeed.

1:14.4

Yeah, I was saying like I have breastfed on a bench and then I figured out what else

1:18.7

I said, something like along those lines just saying I have breastfed in public in multiple

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