The Bert Show She went into a coma yesterday. Oh, I did not. And she flatlined? I did not. They saved her on the table. Okay, maybe they did.

And she's back now to tell the story. She went to heaven and came back.

She's got a story to sell.

I can tell you what heaven's like.

It's a floor full of vomit.

Let me get to that.

Just that there.

You sure that was heaven?

It is. That would be a little misoriented.

Might have went down the way.

Oh boy, did I?

So I am feeling a little bit better.

I'm still kind of like me and I sound like duty

Jimmy and I took a steam shower last night and the amount of stuff that is coming out of

both of us is quite gnarly but you know let me get a little more gross so

um before I started feeling like total crap two nights ago I had a sweet friend come over and her three-year-old and we were going to bake cookies right I

bake cookies for our neighbors I bake cookies for Jimmy's teachers and so we make quite a bit

So I had her and Aisa come over to make cookies because I thought how cute got little aprons like Jimmy has

his little Santa apron aces that had his little gingerbread man apron I got

their mini table out in the kitchen with little bowls for them and filling it so

they could dump stuff and they got to use the mixer. It was so cute. They had so much fun and

We're taking all these pictures. It's just like it's it's Christmas perfection perfection it really was it was going so well

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