Kristin Wants You To Know: She’s NOT Pregnant, She’s Just *Gross*!
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | The bird show. You know what's really exciting? |
| 0:33.0 | When you tell people for the first time that you are pregnant, |
| 0:37.0 | watching their face light up, watching the surprise, watching how excited they are, |
| 0:43.0 | until you have to tell them that you're not. |
| 0:46.0 | First you tell them you are, and then you tell them you're not. |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah, you know, I'm not pregnant. |
| 0:51.0 | I didn't mean to come across like I was on Instagram, |
| 0:55.0 | and I want to formally apologize to all of our listeners, |
| 0:58.0 | because I'm not pregnant. I just thought I was being funny. |
| 1:02.0 | And then I started getting the DMs, and I looked back at what I posted, |
| 1:06.0 | and I was like, I'm a moron. |
| 1:10.0 | You know, I was a little suspicious when you ordered a mocktail last night, |
| 1:13.0 | as like Kristen's trying to tell us something. |
| 1:15.0 | I didn't even think of that last night. I saw that, right? |
| 1:19.0 | Oh, wow. All right. So, and it must be contagious, |
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