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The Bert Show

Kristin Shares Her Awkward Exchange At A Restaurant + DJ Willie T’s Weekly Wrap Rap

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

It’s been YEARS since we’ve done this, but it’s back by popular demand! Our Show Director Tommy, formerly of the rap group Def Force (true story) brings you what you missed this week, rap style. But first, Kristin shares a story with us about an awkward encounter she had at restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The first welcome back to school already. What's today's date?

0:04.6

But no today's a Friday. Who makes kids go back on a Friday and go for one day?

0:08.3

Exactly Chris. Me and people.

0:10.0

Hey, ho, hey, Puppo.

0:11.6

It's just like the payslap I guess. You go in there, you get to meet your teacher,

0:15.4

teacher gets one day, right? They've probably been there all week long to teachers.

0:19.3

Oh yeah, of course they get there early to get everything set up.

0:21.6

Yeah, and the students come in for one day, then they got the weekend off.

0:24.0

And you know they're complaining about that also.

0:25.6

Of course that is cool.

0:26.9

Going back today, commerce city, Chateauga, Jackson County, Lamar, Jefferson City,

0:33.6

and Rome City schools back on a Friday.

0:36.0

And you go back to school in July.

0:37.7

It better be like an all day party.

0:39.7

Serious. I remember back in the day, I remember living in San Diego the first week of school

0:45.5

always coincided with the first week of the Chargers football season, which was like September 7th.

0:51.0

Yep. That was like that in the York too.

0:52.4

Not your life. No sir September.

0:54.4

Well, welcome back to school.

0:56.9

Have fun today.

0:59.2

All right, so Kristen, you saw it at B-StroNique.

1:02.0

We're Nico. Oh my gosh.

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