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The Bert Show. Alright, it is time for Kristen's stupid bit of the week.

Kristen's been on the show for over a decade. She has earned the right to be a stupid she

wants. Thank you. And you need to take advantage of that.

My dad always said what's the point of being stupid if you ain't gonna show it.

It's right in your wheelhouse. Yes, it is. Alright, so you're gonna have to get those brains

clickin. Alright, got a game for you this morning. We have played this game before, but

I found some new headlines that were astonishing to me. So we're gonna play which headline is

real. Real. I got two fake headlines and one real headline.

All right. Two pieces of fake news, one piece of real news. And here is the deal. When

you hear this, all of these headlines were out there. Okay. Like they were presented

as real news, but upon research, I figured out which one is actually real. See, that's

why you should only read headlines.

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