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The virtue. It is time to start this week with Kristen Stoopid, Bit of the Week.

Look, our minds aren't quite working just yet. A stupid bit of the week is exactly what

we need to start. It's what you need every Monday. Okay. Let's be honest. So we're going

to play again. Guess the real news. So I'm going to give you three headlines, two or

fake, one or real. Here's the deal. I didn't make up any of these headlines. These are actual

headlines that got traction and got like, like, pushed out as real news, but two or fake

news. And it's real. Okay. The headline for the first one could just be Kanye. No.

He's not in this game. He was not allowed. We don't allow anti-Semitic people to participate

in this game. All right. Here we go. So your first round. Lottery winning woman arrested

for relieving herself on her boss's desk. Okay. Again, real headlines, not necessarily

real news, but one of them will be. That's the way to go out big right there, man. You

better make sure you got all those numbers right, though. Because here's no turning back.

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