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Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: Battle Of The Break-Ups!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Ready to play Kristin’s #StupidBitOfTheWeek? Today we're playing Battle Of The Break-Ups! She'll give you two break up scenarios and you need to choose which one is WORSE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue it is time for Kristen's stupid bit of the week

0:13.4

Nobody does stupid like a girl Kristen. My dad always said what's the point of being stupid if you ain't gonna show it

0:20.1

Moe, were you here when we did buddy cam?

0:22.5

Yes, okay, all right

0:23.8

So many many moons ago. I wanted to do bunny cam for Easter for good Friday and

0:29.2

Bert thought the idea was stupid and I thought it would be a hit so we brought some rescue bunnies in studio

0:34.8

Nobody's gonna come online and just watch the bunnies in the studio and it's stupid set up a camera did a Facebook live with buddy cam

0:41.6

Hundreds of thousands of people tuned in to the bunny cam. Did we have a really weird sponsor to like a

0:49.8

Oh, we do we ask for like a mom and pop like

0:53.6

Oh Lord barbecue or something

0:56.7

There was a so we got like a sponsor of and he's the Lord

1:07.8

And yeah, it was a huge hit and after that Bert told me I have the right to book whatever I want schedule

1:14.8

Whatever I want whenever I want because you're in sinks are better than mine

1:18.9

So today we're gonna play a little game called

1:24.2

Okay, and I did some serious digging so I want you to be kind

1:28.2

So we're gonna play a little game called battle of the breakups, okay?

1:32.0

I'm gonna give you two break up scenarios and you have to choose which one is worse between the two of them

1:38.6

And I was inspired by the man at his engagement party

1:42.8

This happened in Italy and he is standing there and it's all set in an Italian so we wouldn't understand

1:49.2

But he sat there. This is like a millionaire like a millionaire banker billionaire actually

1:54.2

He's way up there. Yeah, and he outs his fiance and everybody she's been cheating on him with at the engagement party

2:03.0

She's standing there right next to him and he has this he's got the mic

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