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Kristin’s Matchmaking Mission For Abby Is NOT Going Well!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Kristin is doing her very best to snag Abby a date! But SOME dudes aren't following the rules...we've got a message for some guys sending in their profile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show Kristen here trying to set up our new co-host Abby on a date and find a right man

0:06.8

Has very little to do with Abby and everything to do with Kristen finally getting a win in the matchmaking department

0:13.3

It doesn't look like that's going to happen anytime soon and you guys are making it hard on her

0:16.6

I'm gonna give you a break on this one. Thank you. And maybe things have just changed. I don't know this is

0:22.8

Exasperating now you know

0:24.8

Even your life. It's like everybody's trying

0:28.9

Okay, and I keep saying that and that's the thing I jokingly talked to my mom about all the time

0:33.6

I'm like I'm just looking for a trier like someone who looks like they wake up every day and give an ass

0:38.7

So let's go ahead and reset this year real quick and when we say they're not trying

0:43.0

We don't mean we're not getting applications and we're not getting like people interested. It's the presentation

0:49.2

Yes, that feels very very lazy very very lazy. All right, so

0:53.8

Abby has come on the air numerous times and talked about the trials and tribulations of dating daily and she has

1:02.0

quite a few trials when it comes to dating and

1:04.9

I have tried in the past to flex my matchmaking muscle turns out I don't have one

1:14.7

But I was like you know what I'm willing to jump on that horse one more time even if I get bucked off

1:21.1

From a girl Abby and that's exactly what I'm doing trying to get her a solid man and trying to get me a w

1:27.8

It's a win-win

1:30.0

My plan was to give up dating until 2024 and then literally the next day Chris and goes I'm setting you up

1:35.6

Yeah, this isn't about you anymore. Well after seeing these applications

1:38.8

You know what that might happen. I'm gonna extend it to 2025

1:41.8

I am not setting you up just to set you up like this has to be like I have to fill it in my heart

1:48.1

And in my soul when I read that bio and then when I look at the picture and just know this is the one

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