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Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week: Let Other Children Blow Out The Birthday Kid’s Candles!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Are you RSVP'ing to this mom's hot take on birthday parties? Kristin isn't! It's time for her #BadTake of the week! What say you?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:02.0

If you have trouble sleeping, you must listen to me over the next 30 seconds.

0:06.0

I got two hacks for you that I have been test driving for the last couple of weeks, and it is the biggest challenge of my life is sleep, especially if you're up this early in the morning.

0:18.0

It's just, it's hard to get up this early.

0:20.0

You're probably going to

0:21.4

sleep at different times. Your circadian rhythms are all jacked up or what have you. But,

0:26.4

and I had struggled with this my entire career in radio. It can really jack with you. So what I'm

0:32.8

just going to tell you guys about again, because I mentioned it quickly a few weeks ago,

0:36.7

and I've tried it for weeks

0:38.1

and it works every single time. And this is the one that if you wake up in the middle of the

0:44.4

night and you feel so refreshed and you feel so awesome, you're ready, you attack the day

0:48.8

and then you look at your watch or whatever and it's 2.30 in the morning and you still have

0:53.8

five hours left of sleep,

0:55.5

but you're so jacked up that you can't fall asleep again. Here's what I told these guys a couple

1:00.4

of weeks ago. I want to mention it again because it has worked 100% of the time. Pick a word out.

1:05.7

Keep your eyes closed. Keep, pick a word. It can be any word at all. The word the word stop and then go through that word and which

1:13.8

each letter associate another word with us so if the word was stop it starts with s so i might say

1:21.0

shopping oh i might say to myself outstanding uh when and when p comes, I might say, I don't know, prostitute.

1:31.5

Damn, all the P words.

1:33.2

I don't know why that one first came up.

1:35.0

But you know what I'm saying?

1:35.9

It's like when you go through the word,

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