You're on the Bert show.

I have got some mad beef with Abby and Cassie because you all set me up.

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

put your piss up girl.

You all, you set me up and it was one of the more embarrassing moments I've had and I did not know how to get myself out of it.

And it all has to do with this right here, this book in my hand that

everybody calls Akatar, which stands for a court of thorns and roses.

And Cassie bought this book and had it shipped to my house because she wants me to join the

Akatar cult all right?

Is this one of those horny books that she reads?

Mm-hmm.

It's very porn.

Essentially.

So, well, I'm...

There's a plot, though, to be clear.

So give a quick synopsis of like what this is about.

I don't know that I can do that. Basically... quick synopsis of what this is about.

I don't know that I can do that.

Basically, it's a romance fantasy,

but there is a plot, so it's not an actual smut.

But basically, there's a human girl who owns a fairy debt debt and has to go live in the fairy lands

and it's about their adventures to save all the fairy lands from this evil queen.

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