The Bert show.

All right, Kristen, so the stress started in the bathroom.

Well, I got a bathroom dilemma, and I would like to hear each of your all's takes as to how you

would handle said bathroom dilemma.

I think we've all been there at some point in time and I would just love to know

what your solution would be to this problem. So you get somewhere, your stomach hits, you have to use the bathroom.

The number one, but a number two.

So you're in a public place, you go in, it's a stall situation, so it's a shared bathroom facility, it's not just like you go in,

you know, and it's a one-off, and you go into the stall, you're not paying attention,

you sit down, and there's no toilet paper no

oh lord that was feel awful what do you do what is your plan of action how urgent is the number two. Oh no you've gone. Oh yeah no you have

gone and then you look what is there to do and that you have no television.

That's the end yeah. and that you have no tell me. Just end it all there.

That's the end, yep.

Flush yourself down.

I mean, there's options here.

What are the options?

Well, for instance, I'd never go to the bathroom without my phone. I mean, nine times out of ten, I have my phone on me.

So if I'm in a public establishment, what I might do is sincerely have to swallow every ounce of pride I have and there's

not a lot left thanks to the show and call like the front desk or the

like restaurant wherever I'm at call and speak to the host or hostess and be like

Yo, I'm in your bathroom and there is no T.P. I need somebody to bring it to me.

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