Hey, the bird show I hit that hard.

You took a shot.

You did it.

You took a little shot.

I was looking down.

I knew exactly what I was doing.

I was looking down to wipe off the crumbs in my lap

and I, I, I, I, I cost it myself in my microphone.

I literally assaulted myself with my microphone.

I've almost poked my eye out with my headphones before.

I, yeah.

I've done that.

You know, facing it, you're writing the eyeball.

Yeah.

And the good news is I get injectables.

I don't really feel a whole lot of them.

I think this is fantastic because as the woman

that just almost gave herself a concussion with her microphone,

she's about to go into the state capital on her stage

and be honored as one of like the best women in radio.

Which we haven't even talked about yet.

You guys go up there with the big old bruise that you thought.

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