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The Bert Show. Kristen, let me throw a hypothetical situation at you.

Bring it. Because sometimes tough conversations are very difficult when you look at a mirror

and you see one thing, but the rest of the world sees you as another thing and you have facts

to back it up. So let me, here is a future hypothetical situation for you.

Your son Jimmy now. How old? He is two and a half. Two and a half.

Maybe in a couple of years, he decides he wants to start playing baseball, right?

So Jimmy starts playing baseball and he soaks bad. I mean, really, he loves baseball so much.

So he tries and tries and tries, but dude can't throw, dude can't hit,

dude can't catch, dude can't do anything. But he loves the game so much.

Can he run? No, okay. He falls every time.

He's supposed to be going to first, he goes to third.

To be fair, he may have got a little bit of his mama in him because I remember when I played

basketball, I used to trip and fall all the time. I had to wear elbow pads and knee pads.

Seriously? When I played basketball. In middle school.

Oh god, that's bad. Oh yeah, I felt so embarrassed, but my mom is like, you're going to break

something and I was forced to wear elbow pads and knee pads when I played basketball.

That's where real cool in middle school.

Who's the kid on the basketball accord dressed in all that football gear?

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