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Kristin Is A Comedian?! + We Weren't Prepared To Answer These Personal Questions

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🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Kristin got the opportunity to use a Twitter joke out in public this week and it didn’t disappoint. Kristin was at the grocery picking up some medicine. There weren’t many cashiers available, so Kristin found herself in a long line. A guy in the store gets frustrated with the long lines and lack of service and begins yelling in the store making others uncomfortable. While Kristin is leaving, she sees that same guy getting into his Tesla. Kristin recently came across a Twitter joke instructing people to say the silliest thing to Tesla owners to make them upset. This was the perfect opportunity for Kristin. She felt that since the guy was being an a*hole to the store employees, she’d do the same and push his buttons a little. You’d never guess what she said to him! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue it is not often that the virtue can guarantee a laugh. You are guaranteeing a laugh with this joke. Well, it's

0:10.8

joke-ish

0:13.6

This is a soft sell right now. It's a very soft sell. However, I saw something that somebody did and it made me laugh out loud in the

0:22.2

opportunity presented itself

0:24.3

For me to use this as well and I could not pass it up and let me just say the person did not find it amusing

0:31.1

But I found it highly amusing. Okay, hey, Rebecca. Hold on one sec. We're back as in here to add do they ask us anything? All right

0:37.5

There you go

0:38.5

I was walking up to my CVS with my son

0:43.4

I've taken this roller because it's close to my house and I had to go pick up my prescription for the third

0:48.3

UTI I've had and as many months don't worry my urology appointment is set for the next couple weeks and

0:53.2

And the line had backed up at the pharmacy and

0:57.0

As we are standing in line the there was a man standing line who was being just

1:02.8

He was being very impatient like

1:06.4

people

1:07.7

In today's society you know anywhere you go people are short staff

1:11.2

It just is what it is so having a little extra patience isn't gonna hurt anybody, right?

1:15.2

But he starts making a scene and he's like yelling and looking around like you see this like we don't have anybody else

1:22.0

I could come to the girl blah blah blah like just being one of those guys

1:25.8

So they end up getting somebody else to come to the counter and

1:29.5

The line starts moving and we check out and as we are leaving and remind you

1:33.7

I'm pushing my son and the stroller to walk home

1:36.0

He is getting in his car in the parking lot and he is driving a Tesla and

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