Kristin Has *What* Disease?!
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🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The birch yaw riddle me this mo how can Kristen be in yet out? |
| 0:08.1 | It's way too early. I don't have answers. How can Kristen be in yet out? |
| 0:14.7 | What's what's next? How can something hold water was to have a hold it? |
| 0:19.6 | She's in uh-huh, but she's out of the studio. She's in on the show, but she's out of the studio today. |
| 0:26.6 | I'm gonna go with remote 400. That would work. That would work. Yeah. |
| 0:31.6 | What you got the one on there? Some kind of dirty mouth? |
| 0:34.6 | Yeah, something like that. It's not halitosis or anything like that. |
| 0:39.6 | So as parents, we have now been introduced to the world of your child going to daycare or pre-K |
| 0:46.6 | in our case, a toddler class and whenever they catch something they bring it home and they give it to their parents. |
| 0:52.6 | Which is awesome. So Jimmy just started his preschool and his toddler class. We got an email like two weeks ago. |
| 1:01.6 | Or almost two weeks ago that a child in the class had hand foot mouth disease and to be keeping an eye out on our kids. |
| 1:10.6 | And sure enough, Jimmy got it. Got a very mild case of it, which was great because it could have been way worse. |
| 1:16.6 | He didn't have like the major sores on his hands and his feet and then his mouth and stuff like that. But he had a fever. |
| 1:22.6 | He had a rash. Um, and he ended up getting better. Well, bark got it. |
| 1:28.6 | And I thought I got away on skates, but lucky me. I have hand foot mouth disease. |
| 1:35.6 | You've got it too. You know, I've heard this a hundred thousand times. |
| 1:39.6 | Never really knowing exactly what it is. It's just a virus. It sounds way worse than it actually is. |
| 1:44.6 | It's just a virus. You have to give it time. I had a fever. I had multiple fevers and those broke through some night sweats. |
| 1:52.6 | Um, and just we are symptoms have been lethargic. I got some swollen lymph nodes. |
| 1:58.6 | My throat has been very sore. It kind of feels like a layer of skin is missing off the roof of my mouth. |
| 2:05.6 | It doesn't hurt though. It just feels weird. And then the latest symptom is my fingertips. |
| 2:12.6 | And like the soles of my feet are really sensitive. Like it doesn't hurt. |
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