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The Bert Show

Kristin: Dr. Seuss Breastfeeding Book

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Nautic nature is ever changing and unpredictable.

0:05.1

Shifting between wind, sun and rain, but one thing is certain, this landscape shares its

0:10.8

goodness with us all.

0:12.6

Yard is the delicious plant-based oat drink, made with symbol all natural ingredients,

0:18.5

and organic oats grown and harvested in Nordic fields.

0:22.4

Yard, inspired by Nordic nature, find it in the chill, derri alternative's aisle.

0:29.8

The first show.

0:30.8

Are y'all didn't ask for a Dr. Seuss breastfeeding book, but by God I'm gonna give you a Dr.

0:38.0

Seuss breastfeeding book.

0:40.2

Get the people what they want.

0:42.2

What they never even asked for.

0:44.1

Yesterday we had a listener email us and it was about her husband and that he was uncomfortable

0:52.0

when his sister was breastfeeding in front of him.

0:55.6

He couldn't bring himself to ask his sister to cover up because he didn't want to see

0:59.9

Sissy's boobs as Bert so eloquent said, Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, I don't want

1:05.0

Sissy's boobs anymore, mom, mom.

1:08.2

So he went to his mom and told his mom, hey, Sissy's pulling out her tautas while she's

1:14.0

breastfeeding.

1:15.0

I don't want to see it.

1:16.0

Mom said she would say something to her.

1:17.4

I don't know if she did or not.

1:18.6

So now he's asking his wife, who is not related to the breast feeder saying, will you please

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