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All right, so speaking of kids and food,

Cassie and I had a lovely, lovely play date this past weekend.

We went to a museum and had like a bunch of stuff for the kids to do.

It wasn't like a stuffy museum.

It was a lot of fun.

There were indoor exhibits.

And then we went outdoors and ran around.

It was gorgeous.

There was a playground and then we went out to lunch afterwards

in a nearby town. Yep, so we all went out to lunch afterwards in a nearby town.

Yep, so we all go out to lunch and so just to paint the picture here, it's

myself and my two and a half year old, it's Cassie with her almost four year old and

one and a half year old. Am I getting the ages right? is So we have four kids under the age of four, three adults going out to lunch, all right?

And it had already been an interesting afternoon, very fun, but the kids were, some were functioning without naps others were just sometimes your child

is just in a mood for the day and so we knew walking into lunch it was going to be hit or miss. I was hoping so Hazel was upset

Max was just running off not listening and I'm like I just need to feed these

children once they get food in them they'll become

sedate and things will be great and we can finally have like the joke is when you do

play dates you don't talk to the mothers because you're like running around

after a kid but I'm like lunch everyone's sitting they'll have food they'll

shut up and we can actually have an adult conversation it's going to be awesome.

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