Kristin Can't Focus After Reading *This* Online!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | I googled something and now I'm deeply regretting having googled it and I'm going to be distracted |
| 0:06.7 | for the remainder of the show unless we can talk about it. |
| 0:08.8 | Today your last day we got to like, we shut out on top of the other man or something. |
| 0:13.6 | Like, we're going to honor you if this is for at least 90 seconds. |
| 0:16.8 | You've been put on your makeup, you'll look good in your closet. |
| 0:19.4 | True. |
| 0:20.4 | Even though I still need to do my hair. |
| 0:22.1 | So hopefully I can make it home to do my hair. |
| 0:25.4 | We all stop. |
| 0:26.4 | She looks so good. |
| 0:28.3 | So the bottom of my left foot is itching like crazy, right? |
| 0:32.8 | And I've just, you and I were having a conversation and are you like, you asked me, are you okay? |
| 0:37.7 | Well, you're like, moving in your chair in a weird way and you've already been telling |
| 0:41.2 | us about your UTS. |
| 0:42.2 | I wasn't sure if you're a little loose. |
| 0:44.4 | I've finished my antibiotics. |
| 0:46.0 | UTI is gone. |
| 0:47.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:48.0 | Keen or something? |
| 0:49.0 | No. |
| 0:50.0 | I was like a bear scratching his ass on a tree. |
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