Kristin Called Her Swolemate Live On Air To Tell Her She Won!

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🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Kristin was looking for her swolemate and she found them! We called them up live on air to let them know it's time to grab the yoga mat and get those gains! Click here to listen.

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.7	I have big news here because we've been talking about it for days and days and days that Chris State is really taking her health very seriously and she wants to pull along one of you guys.
0:10.8	Yes, I'm taking it seriously because Bert, you know what?
0:13.8	Is making you take it seriously.
0:14.6	My little fitness godfather.
0:18.6	Godfather.
0:22.4	He's not my fairy godmother.
0:24.5	He's my fitness fairy godfather.
0:27.6	You're my fairy fitness godfather, okay?
0:30.3	Bibbidi-Bobbidi burpees.
0:31.6	Yes.
0:34.9	You've been on fire for the last week, man.
0:37.7	You've been on fire. I last week, man. You've been on fire.
0:39.4	I'm not her fitness like Godfather.
0:42.8	Really, I'm just a guy that's annoyed that she comes in here all the time,
0:46.0	saying that she wanted to work out, never has,
0:48.4	and just kind of have pushed her into it now.
0:50.3	You get me an offer?
0:51.4	I couldn't refuse it.
0:52.6	All right, so Simply Buckhead magazine came in here and
0:55.5	put me on the spot and says, hey, you need to start working out. If not, we're going to put you on
0:59.0	the cover as is. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So I have partnered up with Simply Buckhead
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