Kristin Almost Gave Her Husband A Heart Attack!
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🗓️ 14 June 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue I Kristen so you damn near gave your husband a heart attack there. Oh man |
| 0:06.0 | I felt bad, but then I didn't feel bad because it's funny, but it's not funny. It's just one of those classic |
| 0:12.3 | It's just a classic Kristen and heart story and I actually had completely forgotten about it |
| 0:16.9 | And he's someone that brought it up and he's like have you not talked about this? And I was like oh my god |
| 0:20.8 | No, I haven't so let me set the stage here |
| 0:24.0 | We had a vacation recently and my husband and I took our one year old to the beach and |
| 0:28.8 | And the first half of the week it was just us and I told you guys before Katie who is an assistant producer on the |
| 0:37.2 | Bert Show she also helps us out a couple days a week by coming over and hanging with Jimmy for a couple hours |
| 0:42.9 | She's like our part-time nanny so we can get some stuff done and Jimmy absolutely adores her |
| 0:47.8 | So we asked her hey |
| 0:50.2 | Would you want to come to Florida for a couple of days with us while we're there with Jimmy so we can have a date night or two |
| 0:57.6 | Yes, we already knocked our date night off for June |
| 1:03.8 | So we flew Katie down to Panama City Beach and she stayed with us for a couple of days |
| 1:09.5 | Bart and I got to go out on the beach and we got to watch a sunset together |
| 1:14.3 | Just the two of us the next night we got to go out to dinner together just the two of us had a |
| 1:20.6 | spectacular conversation that has been long overdue and it was just it was perfect |
| 1:26.5 | so I had been down at the beach and |
| 1:31.1 | Bart and Katie were back up in the condo and |
| 1:35.1 | The two of them were hanging out while Jimmy was taking a nap and so I was hot and hungry |
| 1:40.6 | So I leave the beach and I walk back up by myself and I punched the code into the |
| 1:46.0 | Into the door and I walk in and Bart and Katie are sitting on the balcony, right? |
| 1:52.0 | And just having a conversation and as I'm walking in I can hear Jimmy like you know starting to wrestle and get up from his nap |
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