Kristen Schaal

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2015

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Hello Babies and welcome to our very special 100th Episode! This amazing episode is jam-packed with so much great stuff! We look back over all the years and we talk about poop! A lot! We also talk about your butts! Plus, as an added treat, you can hear Emily's Martha Stewart impression! Actress and incredibly awesome person Kristen Schaal joins us to talk about Fearsome Critters in this week's Wiki of the Week! We also recap the cartoon "Doug" just in case you missed it! Kristen then tells us about her ghostly encounter, the time her teeth got knocked out, her reading of Fifty Shades of Grey and so much more! In honor of our 100th, we whipped up a best of Expert Hour featuring some of our favorites! Learn all about Women's Studies, Unerotic Fiction, Santa Clause, Celebrity Sex, Etiquette, Conflict Resolution and Johnny Carson! You'll learn so much that your brain will hurt! And we wrap it up with an incredibly sincere What Did I Learn! Here's to a couple hundred more!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is. Baby Geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses.
0:16.0	We know everything.
0:18.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies.
0:27.0	Welcome to baby geniuses.
0:29.0	I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.
0:30.0	And it's our 100th episode. Woe ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, d'ang dang, dang, dang, dang me mrrrrrrrrrrrrr the end thank you for listening I really like in uh that nicky menage song when she goes rund nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah mah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Oh my God, all the noises she makes with her mouth.
0:53.8	It's one thing where I'm like, for some reason
0:56.4	that's always what comes to mind
0:58.0	when like old white people are like,
0:59.9	rapping doesn't take skill.
1:01.3	I'm like, I can never make that sound with my mouth.
1:04.4	You know what I mean? I couldn't do any of the things she does. I'm going to the
1:09.2	via mains tonight and she's basically most of the reason I'm going.
1:12.4	Oh my God. She's doing the opening the reason I'm going. Oh my God.
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