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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Workout Mishap

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

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0:24.4

Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. A great mood. Hopefully you're paying attention to today's show so we can send you to Santa Monica Ocean Way Festival. And you can see some Jack White and some killers and some

0:37.5

sublime and many others that'll be coming up and if you want to go to universal studios

0:40.8

Hollywood we have those tickets for you as well coming up but next hour right here on

0:44.5

k rock what do you think is the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you at the gym

0:48.4

there are a lot of ways you can embarrass yourself at the gym but I think there's one top most

0:53.8

embarrassing thing lifting a weight that's not that heavy and like it's you need someone to come out you need like someone to save you. Or you bench press and you can't get the press part and there's like there's like there's no plates on the it's just the bar sir and you're like I know but someone help me lift it's you had to use assistance to carry the bar not for the bar only but there's definitely times where there's not a lot of weight.

1:12.1

Like in my mind, I'm like, I think this thing must be like 500 pounds and it's like barely over 100. And like one of those like big like a real one time a woman had to come and help me at the gym. That was really embarrassing too because I couldn't lift. What did she? So you couldn't lift it? Yeah, she had like help me lift. I was set up badly on the bench, and my elbows were, like, too close.

1:29.0

And I could, like, trap.

1:30.3

The woman was me. Joe, you can lift it? Yeah, she had to like help me lift the, I was set up badly on the bench, and it was, my elbows were like too close, and I could kind of trap.

1:30.3

The woman was me, and it was me trying to help Clint.

1:32.8

That's such a great walk of shame where you put weights on a bar, then you sit down to do the

1:36.7

thing, and then you have to get back up and take the weight off because you realize,

1:40.5

you know, too much.

1:41.6

That's pretty embarrassing. And you hope that no one saw that. You almost pretend like you just did like three.

1:45.4

You're like, anyway, I just did one, rub like that. I would say, beyond that, though, one of the more embarrassing things a person can do is have a run-in with the treadmill. What do you mean a run-in with the treadmill? Like an oopsie with the treadmill. You fall off, you trip. You do that thing where you do that sprint,

2:01.4

but it's going too fast,

2:02.7

and you have to, like you do that sprint but it's

2:01.8

going too fast and you have to like jump off and abandon ship yeah that's funny yeah watch people fall

2:07.0

off a treadmill is always a good that's a good laugh so i had uh an incident with the treadmill yesterday

2:11.3

i went down to the gym in this building after we had had our show a meeting and binged on a bunch

2:16.6

of chips and cheesies that a had sent us. I felt like I could just feel the bloat beginning. I was like, I got to get on a treadmill and do something. So I went down there. Oh, yeah, a couple Cody sent us a big box of chips from Canada. I know, Klein's like, we're going to wait and taste test these later. I was open yeah yeah so funny i'm not waiting that

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