I can't lose all my heart and some time I can't look if you want my heart, I'll squirm my heart, I'll buy out a fake.

Baby, just ask me.

Hello.

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is the Liberty Memoir Book Club.

Hello, Wormonators.

What up, my little squirms? You guys ready to get squirmy?

Wormonator. Wormonator 2. The return of the Wormonators.

You guys, we are getting into some dirt today, some muddy, fertile dirt.

The kind of dirt that a worm would say, oh my god, is this the fanciest buffet in Las Vegas?

Let me tell you, if you had this dirt and your garden, you'd be growing tomatoes, a rhododendrum.

Perhaps a berry.

Which berry? A straw?

I would love that. A blue? A black?

Claire?

What? What is this podcast?

I would say it's two best friends shooting the shit for your enjoyment.

And can I ask you something, Ashley?

Of course.

Maybe this is specific to us, but when you're with your friends, are you your nicest, most polite self?

No, because I say my friends, they love me for my meanest self and they respect that about me.

And in fact, they encourage that of me.

I just want to mention that we read celebrity memoirs and that's what we're being mean about.

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