Korean Age (Entry 692.JB1117)
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🗓️ 5 January 2023
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In which the world's first cultural superpower decides to make all its citizens a year or two younger overnight, and John could not have been a better baby. Certificate #38756.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
| 0:16.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.6 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental |
| 0:26.2 | reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.0 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.0 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 692. J.B. 1117. Certificate number 387. |
| 1:21.2 | 38756 Korean A. Certificate number 387. Korean Age Seng Yilchukaham Nida |
| 1:35.0 | Farang-an-nuri-shaki. |
| 1:40.0 | Sengu kukaham-nid-a-kah. Truly we're living in the Korean age. I say that all the time. Have you noticed? |
| 1:50.0 | Well yeah all pop music is from Korea now. All good pop music. |
| 1:53.2 | It's not just pop music. |
| 1:54.4 | Like somehow they also got movies, prestige TV, |
| 1:59.5 | melodrama TV, food, fashion, video games. |
| 2:03.0 | Oh, I watched the one where the people in jump suits killed each other. |
| 2:06.2 | That's what it's called. |
| 2:07.0 | The Korean characters, the Hong Kong says, |
| 2:09.0 | the one where people in jump suits kill each other. |
| 2:11.7 | And in England, and in the US, they're like, nobody will all watch that we have to call it |
| 2:14.8 | squid game I and I'm not sure why they called it squid game but I I watched it |
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