We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent

our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 137 dot DA 106 certificate number 26015.

26015 Blue fugates.

A.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you blue?

Only in color, Michael.

Only in color.

Do you have a sense that people elsewhere in the world do the thing that we do here in America where we say, oh I have people in Georgia or I have people in Massachusetts.

Is that a coinage?

I have people.

I have people in North Korea. I have people in... I don't actually say I have people. Oh, you don't. I would think of that as pretty regional and I would think of, I don't know where I think of it is being, is it a southern? It sounds southern. It does sound southern. I have people in blankity blank.

Because when I say it, I use that to mean my employees.

I have people out in the garden.

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