The following podcast is a dear media production. Hello everybody another week of me bleeding out for the craft. I feel like the

reason that I don't have beef with other podcasters is because I am

recognized and celebrated for fighting on the front lines of transparency by naming the puppy, which is why we don't beat

around the bush here, why we're not afraid to talk shit and name names here.

We got to talk about pookey. Okay, we need to talk about pookey. If you're saying

Jackie, who the fuck is pookey?

I'm going to tell you, she is my new hyper fixation.

She's all over the tickety talks,

and she's all over the Instagram, okay?

So there's this couple.

Their names are Campbell and Jet.

But Jet lovingly refers to his wife as pookey.

They are my new favorite couple influencer duo.

Pooky gets around, okay?

And Pooky likes a leopard pant,

Pooky likes a jaunt to Paris, pookee likes a headband and pookee

likes a little mini baby Kelly, okay? And pookee likes a bow in her hair, pookee likes a lot of different things okay and I spent approximately three and a half

hours yesterday just deep diving pookelicious it's a series of like happy home life reels of her husband like bringing her flowers,

date night O-O-O-T-D's, just life at home with pookey.

Pooke definitely is stuck in a 2007 time warp

where she is just realizing her Blair Waldorf small town dreams and it shows in the

outfits and I just couldn't be happier. I sit in bed okay? Glowing one and a half martini's deep okay with a

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