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The witching hour is fast approaching, ladies and gentlemen, in just four days' time.

We will finally be implementing the will of the people and leaving the European Union.

When the clock strikes 11 on Friday night, there will be bell ringing throughout the land,

but there will also be huge sways of Ramona's holding their heads in their hands,

sitting in the dark, rocking backwards and forwards.

Over the last few days, there has been a definite and concerted effort from some of the more hard-line Ramon Brigade to ask this question.

Name three benefits of leaving the European Union.

Well, I've got a stuck answer for them now, just in case you need it, and it is this.

Not listening to you wine, not watching you unravel,

and never having to argue with you again.

It works an absolute treat.

Believe it or not, they're now moaning about a 50p coin.

They're threatened to turn off their electricity.

And they're trying to get the EU anthem owed to joy

to number one on January to 31st.

I'm afraid my money is on Lewis Capaldi.

03444-49-1,000. Coming up later on, Belinda DeLucy joins us from the Brexit Party.

She's got an independence playlist, and she'll be telling us what her last week in Brussels as an MEP is going to look like.

Plus, we'll get the latest in the coronavirus from China, and why Boris Johnson's new Britain's Got Talent Policy could be a winner.

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