Hey guys, what's up?

Welcome back to Unpopular.

Yes, I'm a little late.

I think this is the first time I've ever been late releasing an episode since I started,

because I always think if I don't release it at the same time, like every week,

like people will stop listening because

they'll be out of their routine. But this week, I'm just like, you know what? I have the week off work and my usual two days that I do the podcast in. I'm like, I need to just like take two days and not think about the podcast, not think about my job because I've just been on night shift, just like unplug and do what I want to do and come back

refreshed. And I also thought that if I delayed the podcast, but like a day or two, I could

recap the Housewives of Atlanta in a timely manner, which I'm doing today. And yeah, I enjoyed my

two days off. I literally didn't do anything. I rode my bike around for hours. I actually went for really

long bike rides and watched Netflix and just like caught up on, you know, boring chores,

which I'm not going to tell you guys about because it's not exciting. And I'm going away this

weekend to Melbourne, which is fun with my friend to see all my other friends in Melbourne.

I'm finally going to be back in the big city after

how long have I been here for living back home in the country town? It's fucking been a minute.

Like, the time has flown. It's got to have been like eight months or something, right? If you guys

have been listening to me from the beginning, you'll know. Yes, I'm going to be back in the big city, finally going to be around some attractive men for ones, because God knows, the guys here, the country gays, are just not cutting it. They're not cute. And whenever there is a hot one that comes through and I look on the apps and I'm like, oh, he's cute. I see like, you know, passing through on my way to Melbourne. So, uh, yeah, I'm going to be around some hotties for once. Yeah, no one here is hot. The only hot guys here are straight guys and I don't do the straight guy thing. Have I been giving you my take on gay men that go after straight dudes? I think it's so pathetic, and I'm sorry if I've

already said this to you before, but I think it's like self-hating homo behavior. Like,

I get that straight guys are hot, and I get the temptation. I'm not saying that you can't,

I'm not saying don't ever hook up with them, sure. Like, if the opportunity presents itself,

like, go for it. It's

probably going to be a good time, but there are gay guys that exclusively, almost exclusively,

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