Knock Knock

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Actor strike (10:55)Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)Time blindness (39:10)The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offGOOD RANCHERS: Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comBABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	This week's episode, ladies and gentle man, man or men. Gentle men. Gentle men,
0:27.6	gentle men, plural. Multiple men. Brought to you by mud water, ladies and
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0:38.0	nailed that pronunciation, baby.
0:40.0	Oh, they put a pronunciation guide in there.
0:42.0	Oh, look at that.
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0:46.0	This one hurt us last week too.
0:48.0	Yeah.
0:49.0	Aurevedic?
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1:05.8	Each ingredients was added for a purpose.
1:08.2	Lions Maine, that's a mushroom, for alertness.
1:11.4	Cordiseps?
1:13.0	Cordiseps?
1:15.0	They got no pronunciation on that one.
1:16.0	They just assuming we know it.
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