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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Call Dara Lab baby back in the game first impressions matter they do they do
0:28.4	what's the first thing of someone notices about you Alex is it my face it's your face
0:34.4	Your face dog and more importantly your skin it's time to put your best face forward how do you do that by adding a skin
0:40.2	Care routine and you know what it's not hard to do you got the right tools. Well you didn't, but you do now.
0:48.0	Called Dara Lab babies, the leader in men's skin care and clinical trials have found that 94% of men's skin skin
0:54.0	and clinical trials have found that 94% of men's skin
0:55.0	showed an overall younger looking appearance.
0:58.0	You into that?
0:59.0	Yeah. I'm into that.
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1:09.8	What you got working for you these days?
1:11.0	I use the eye stuff. I use the base layer. I got it all spread out on my right on my what's it called?
1:17.7	Sink. Your bathroom sink? Yeah me too. I got the whole thing. I love the way the
1:20.7	bottles look there too. Oh yeah.
1:22.9	The black and like a lot of the stuff that we advertise does look cool.
1:25.9	It does.
1:26.9	Yeah, for sure.
1:27.9	I've been on that icon though.
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