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Hello Pumpkins, I'm Greg Proops and this is the smartest man in the world

once again, tell you new to either this time from the salubrious confines of my very little office here

in the fortress of Pruppetude located somewhere in Mysterious Western California.

Hail and greetings, Prupp kittens, Prupp Castilians and Prupp catheters.

This one takes place without a lie, Lonnie, and so you'll have to do all the reacting on your own.

I'll leave appropriate space like the Rocky Horror picture shows so you know when to yell.

Say it, let's get right to the questions because we can and then of course we'll do ads later and I do want to say I'm leaving tomorrow for the Caribbean.

It's a Lewis Black comedy cruise and there's a whole slew of comedians on it. No, I have no idea how it's going to happen.

We will be recording from there live in a salon and I have the slightest notion of what people's gear is going to be like.

I'm guessing more people wearing a low-hush shirt that oughting to be wearing a low-hush shirt since the reunion of something that was funny that took place in the tropics.

I, of course, will be wearing a cowboy hat so I look like a Hebrew Bracero when I get there.

That one records next week and then we'll be back in Los Angeles for a live Prupp cast at the Bar of Lubich on Santa Monica Boulevard.

November 23rd, the night before Thanksgiving, what a great time to escape the constricting boa-like tentacles of your family and pop out for a quick thousand or so rounds.

While you drink as fast as you can, it's only an hour show. Join me at the Bar of Lubich 7pm Santa Monica Boulevard on November 23rd.

Let's jump right into the question, shall we? If you're driving, hold on to the wheel tight because I think some of these are going to be corkers.

I do not look at nor do I scan or preview in any way the questions all y'all send me.

So if you wish to poke me with a question, smartest at a special thing, I almost forgot my own email address, smartest at a specialthing.com.

And I will entertain any and all questions here, your prupeness.

And again, we come back to the appellation part. You may address me as your prupeness any time you like.

Yes, Matt asks your prupeness. Yes, your madness.

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