Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gregg Proof

Thank you very much.

Ahoy, ladies, the smartest man in the world, Proofcast.

Once again, takes to the ether here from the Komodius Pharaoh Salon

on the freedom of the seas, Class V, Averdupois, Cruiser here,

coursing through the Caribbean Sea in between St. Thomas and St. Martin

two shopping spots of ledger domain and renown.

A lot of people were falsely led into believing that diamonds come from South Africa.

They do not. They come from the Caribbean.

I saw it on the TV in my room.

The celubrius pharaohs lounge here in the freedom of the seas boat as we plie there.

And let me tell you something. We've been broadcasting from all over the world here.

This year we were in Australia, New Zealand, Austin, Texas.

We were even in some civilized places like Edinburgh, Scotland,

and whatnot. We'll be in London later in the year.

I think this is the first seagoing podcast of all time.

I'm just guessing on that one.

Yeah, thank you. So suck on that, Adam Corolla.

Let's see you get on a fucking Queen Mary and take that shit around with those fucking weak ass dick jokes.

I'm joking, of course. I adore Adam and I'm desperate to be back on a show

because it has more listeners than mine.

The pharaohs lounge here at the boat, one of the many motifs the freedom of the seas is working.

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