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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Klein's Sex Toy

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International

0:21.7

Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter

0:27.8

dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Hey, Ron Klein-Alee show. I did something that was

0:33.4

questionable at best on Friday night and I feel like you will judge me accordingly. But maybe you won't, Allie.

0:39.0

I don't know.

0:39.8

Maybe you'll get death threats.

0:41.3

Took my wife out for sushi.

0:43.7

And then afterwards, next to the sushi place, on one side, there was a psychic place where you

0:50.1

could go and get psychic readings.

0:51.4

Cool.

0:52.0

Did you do it?

0:52.5

And then on the other side there was a adult

0:55.3

toy store oh and i said after we left the sushi place i said uh option a or option b which one of these

1:03.3

looks more fun for you as to how we move on with the night i got her nice and drunk on sake so i was thinking

1:08.9

she would go option b and she goes let's go see what the psychic has.

1:11.9

Yeah, that sounds great. And I said, but they, uh, next door, they got all the other fun stuff. The psychic predicts we're going to go to the sex door. And she goes, let's go to the psychic place. So you walk in, it's all weird. There are crystals everywhere and weird music. It smells like, you know, burning incense and all that crap.

1:29.4

Sounds great.

1:30.3

And go over. weird they have crystals everywhere and weird music it smells like you know burning incense and all that

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