This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

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Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

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Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

Hell yeah, welcome to your K-Rox.

It's after 10 o'clock on a Monday. That is the sound of your flight taking off. Heading to New Zealand so you can go see Deftones, and we'd love to get you on that flight. Not that one, because that one just took off, but we'll get you on another one, a similar one. And all you've got to do is be called it 20 right now at 800-5-20167. And when that flight takes off, Klein will probably be right there in the in-and-out parking lot, watching you take off from LAX and enjoying every second of it while he enjoys his double-double. Eat my double-double, mustard-fried, grilled onions, extra pickles, looking up and saying, I wonder where that plane is going.

You and I have almost the same order at this point. Dangerous, but it's a good order, and I love it. Nothing more than eating those, getting the in-and-out mixed with the jet fuel. Ooh, get you a little buzz going. We'd love to get you on the plane as part of K Rock's Mile High Club, and that is the next destination. It's you going to New Zealand for Deftones, and call her 20.

Put your name on the standby boarding list right now at 80052016. mile high club and that is the next destination it's you going to new zealand for deaf tones and

caller 20 put your name on the standby boarding list right now at 8005201067 this hour on the show

we'll get into a little johnny doesn't know lightning round and in honor of the u.s winning gold

at the olympics playing ice hockey in overtime and a man losing his teeth while doing the job.

We wanted to celebrate all of your way less cool ways.

You've lost your teeth.

Usually when people have a story that involves and then I lost my teeth.

The story is not nearly as cool as while winning a gold medal for my country for the first time in 40 years.

No, it's usually things like I did meth over a number of years.

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