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When did you learn about drugs, the dangers of drugs?

Do you remember when you were first introduced to drugs in school or if you learned about it on the playground?

Learned about it from a stepdad. I learned it from watching you, okay?

You know, I remember learning more about sex than I do about drugs, but I think when they taught us about drugs, I want to say I was in seventh grade.

And I don't think they talked too much about specific drugs it was just drugs

there's drugs out there and they're bad uh my uh kid who's in third grade now came home yesterday

and said that she um was taught about drugs they started teaching about drugs in third grade

they don't clear that with you by the way my school uh they clear like any kind of like drug talk, any sex talk. Yeah, I, to get, uh, to be fair, Omar, they probably did send us something that I never read. Um, so maybe. Because I was on drugs. Because I was on drugs. So I didn't read it. But, uh, no, no, I don't know. I was surprised.

Well, first of all, also, I should point out that what her definition of drugs is, she started accusing me of being hooked on drugs.

And I thought she found my shoebox full of fun stuff.

And then it turns out that she was talking about that I do caffeine every day.

Oh, okay.

And that caffeine, she wanted to let me know, did you know caffeine is a drug? And you and mommy drink a lot of coffee. Dude, this is that if you have sex once, you're going to get pregnant kind of mentality. Right. Coffee is not a drug. Of course not. I mean, it is. Want to know a real drug? Meff, that's a drug. I was going to tell her.

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